
When I go on my walks, I come across these steel thingies. I do NOT like these things! I stop, and make sure I take wide detour. My dad laughs, and sez they are just drains for rain water. He sez the rain goes down these things, down the hill, and alllllll the way to the ocean.
The ocean? Hah! No way do rain drops make it all the way to the ocean! Lookee here:

This picture is from one of the decks at our house. Dad sez that where you see the sky end is a place called “long beach.” Long beach!?? How can it be a long beach when you can’t see da ocean??? There’s no way rain drops can make it all the way there! I think my dad’s joking again. He can be a jokester, so sometimes I think he sez these things just cuz I’ m a dog!
Well, I don’t think these are rain water thingies! They look too evil! I think it’s a trap door to China, where I heard they once actually ate doggies! Or, a trap door to a den of hyenas. Or sumthin. Not gonna walk on these things ever!

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April 26, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Dennis the Vizsla
hello coolbru its dennis the vizsla dog hay oh noes yoo must stay away from those soower grayts!!! tel yore dada he is inkorrekt!!! soower grayts are in fakt ware the eevil clown pennywise livs i no this becuz i saw it in the famus dokyoomentary it wot is about a thing wot is calld it wich is the wurd the knights that say ni cannot heer and so they were powerless aginst it!!! ok bye
April 29, 2009 at 12:00 am
daisydog
Bruin, This looks like a jail for bad people who have done very bad things! I suggest you stay far away from these jail cells cuz you never know if one of the prisoners from could reach up and drag you right into the jail cell which probably reaches all the way to china!